So I can wear a skirt instead? or "Hey, no problem, I was gonna wear a dress anyways!"
You're very clever, but you're missing the point. Articles of clothing like skirts, shorts, kilts, and dresses don't count, because people are encouraged to revel in the absence of pants, and not replace pants with other clothing. The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants. A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.
NANON EYE, faut pas tricher, c'Est du sérieux : pas de jupe, c'Est écrit et si c'Est écrit ca veut dire que c'Est du vrai. come on faut pas gacher cette superbe journée du pas de culotte. ca passe toujours mieux avec un smilieys ou deux